Weapons of choice: sharp wits, sarcasm, and puns. Team Oxford comma. Chief constable of the grammar police.
█ ♥ █ Your typical Canadian. Multicultural. "Sorry". Polite with bursts of pride. EH? Team Canada hockey and Vancouver Canucks.
As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful, all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.
If I were a month, I’d be January
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a goldfish
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chandelier
If I were a flower, I’d be a peony
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be cloudy with a sea breeze
If I were a colour, I’d be garnet
If I were an emotion, I’d be perplexed
if I were a fruit, I’d be a pomegranate
If I were an element, I’d be water
If I were a place, I’d be Greece
If I were a taste, I’d be (does water have a taste?)
If I were a scent, I’d be Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gioia
If I were an object, I’d be an Elie Saab dress
If I were a song, I’d be You Can Let Go
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be nude suede pumps