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10 hours ago
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jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via walkslikejesus)

10 hours ago
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meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet

(via bewbin)

10 hours ago
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bewbin:

verticaliciouss:

Hi guys

it’s me Jack (i was tumblr user relahvant)

i got terminated this morning and lost 223k.. 

i’m  trying to get my blog back but idk… i don’t think i will and it’s very very upsetting..

if you want to follow me here i guess then go for it

yall know what you did, trying to sell a shady weight loss pill to your followers and then acting as if your the victim and this wasnt justified. you deserved this for not being a decent person

10 hours ago
294758

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via taunaki)